On another note.
I am ridiculous.But I am also a genius.Having awoken this morning with a peculiar craving for a Chick-Fil-A chicken egg and cheese biscuit and some hash browns, but being also logistically prevented...
View ArticleBeginning again, with the smallest of steps.
I've been wanting to write for a long time, but you know how it goes. Not sure exactly what I want to say. Too tired to write now. Oh damn, I'm running late, no time to write. Et cetera, et cetera, et...
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Actually posting is the last thing they'd ever expect
I've been skimming through my last few posts in an attempt to figure out where I left off. Or, more to the point, to figure out what the last major update on my life entailed. I know there are a few of...
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Today, I made out with a 21-year-old girl and then beat the hell out of her.We begin this post in medias res, so that first line might be a little confusing. Let me explain.No, there is too much. Let...
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Or: The Angsty Emo Middle-class White Boy BluesI have a college degree, but I live with my parents.I am too old to fit in with the people I know from college, but when it comes to getting a job, I'm...
View ArticleSigns of the apocalypse
1) Larry the Cable guy has another movie coming out2) I am posting again3) This.
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Tell not me! When the butt is out, we will drink water. Not a drop before!
You don't have to quote it from memory—you may look it up, and you don't even have to admit that you're looking it up.)RomeoI dream’d a dream to-night.MercutioAnd so did I.RomeoWell, what was...
View ArticleThe other meme from Alana
Leave a comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you like starting with that letter. Post them in your journal and give out new letters to your commenters in turn.She gave me...
View ArticleI can't think of a subject line
I am typing this post on my brother's laptop at the Hampton Inn in Lynchburg, VA.This afternoon, my family and I drove up for my grandmother's (dad's mom) 80th birthday. A bunch of relatives joined us,...
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I'm running away to the beach for a while. Then I'm going to DC for Wesley's wedding. I'll be back next week.In the meantime, I leave you with my latest discovery in the Asian grocery store:I'm pretty...
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Sleight of Mind
I am in the process of retooling my brain so that maybe I can write cogent prose again. In the meantime, you get a list:I have been planning a week-long road-trip out to Arkansas so that I can visit my...
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I would go gay for Optimus Prime.
I just saw a sneak preview of Transformers with bombpiece. I went in with the assumption that Michael Bay was about to take a treasured piece of my childhood and slowly lower it into a vat of acid,...
View ArticleIn the morning
In the morning, I will finish packing up all my worldly belongings and set out for the heart of Mount Doom, deep within Mordor Washington, DC.I am moving away from Charlotte.I'll give you all a more...
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DC al coda
For the next installment of my life, I will be living in the Washington, DC area. Specifically, I live in Fairfax, but that's only important if you're mailing me something.I moved up two weeks ago with...
View ArticleThis really only applies to people who live near or are willing to drive to DC.
So, Jonathan Coulton and Paul and Storm (from DaVinci's Notebook) are playing tomorrow night at The Birchmere, and I really want to go. Who will go with me?
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I been tagged twice
A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.B. Tag seven people to do the same.C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it."1. I hate bell peppers. Makes no...
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Weep, ye children of the 80s...
So, johnofchisane sent me a link to this:And I thought it was kinda fun and worth sharing. But then I saw a related link on that page that took me to this:I have never felt older in my life.I'm gonna...
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Breaking news: LiveJournal author writes post to procrastinate actual work
So, what did I promise to write about in my last few posts?Oh yeah, I promised to write another post the day after a bunch of times, and then I never did. Think I'm actually writing maybe 2 a month...
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